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Capitalism Around The Globe

Okay, it’s not new, but it seemed a good time to recycle it:

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

- You have two cows.
- You sell one and buy a bull.
- Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
- You sell them and retire on the income.

Continued

Humour In The Financial Crisis

Q: How do you define optimism?
A: A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

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Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

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A stockholder comments on the crisis: “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”