Humour

Okay, it’s not new, but it seemed a good time to recycle it:

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

- You have two cows.
- You sell one and buy a bull.
- Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
- You sell them and retire on the income.

Continued

Q: How do you define optimism?
A: A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

A stockholder comments on the crisis: “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”