- ‘This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.’ – Ted Walsh (Horse Racing Commentator)
- ‘Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.’ – David Coleman
- ‘He’s pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!’ – RTE’s George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez’s substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992.
- ‘The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense.’ – Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991.
- ‘Bill Frindal has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator’ – John Arlott
- ‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.’ – Winston Bennett
- ‘Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.’ – Alan Minter
- ‘The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.’ – John Francombe
- ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’ – Terry Venables
- ‘We’ll still be happy if we lose. It’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.’ – Noel O’ Mahony, Cork City boss before the game in Munich
- ‘I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.’ – Ron Atkinson
- ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.’ – Ron Atkinson
- ‘It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.’ – Ian Wright (commenting on his teammate’s alcoholism)
- ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.’ – Harry Carpenter (BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
- ‘Here we are in the Holy Land of Israel – a Mecca for tourists.’ – David Vine
- ‘Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.’ – David Coleman
- ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’ – Metro Radio
- ‘….and later we will have action from the men’s cockless pairs …’ – Sue Barker
- ‘Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.’ – David Coleman
- Dennis Pennis: ‘Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?’ Chris Eubank: ‘On what ?’
- ‘Sex is an anti-climax after that!’ – Grand National winning jockey Mark Fitzgerald. ‘Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everybody saw that.’ – Desmond Lynam
- ‘To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.’ – Ruud Gullit
- ‘Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.’ – Ron Atkinson
- ‘For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.’ – John Motson
- ‘Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.’ – David Acfield
- ‘What will you do when you leave football, Jack – will you stay in football?’ – Stuart Hall (Radio 5 live)
- ‘I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.’ – Mark Draper (Aston Villa)
- ‘There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.’ – David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics
- ‘And for those of you who watched the last programme (Fanny and Johnny Craddock), I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny’s.’ – David Coleman at the start of Match of The Day
- ‘…and Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.’ – John Arlott
- ‘These greens are so fast they must bikini wax them.’ – Gary McCord on the greens at Augusta
- ‘One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them – Oh my God, what have I just said?’ – USTV commentator
