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This website is in imminent danger of being shut down. It has been online since 1995, but the personal circumstances of the owner, Malcolm Farnsworth, are such that economies have to be made. Server costs and suchlike have become prohibitive. At the urging of people online, I have agreed to see if Patreon provides a solution. More information is available at the Patreon website. If you are able to contribute even $1.00/month to keep the site running, please click the Patreon button below.

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Humour In The Financial Crisis

Q: How do you define optimism?
A: A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.


Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.


A stockholder comments on the crisis: “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

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