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Humour In The Financial Crisis

Q: How do you define optimism?
A: A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

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Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

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A stockholder comments on the crisis: “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

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