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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

PHILIP RUDDOCK
I don’t care why the chicken crossed the road. It should be sent back to where it came from. Who knows what might happen if we keep letting any old chicken cross the road. We could be inundated with them. Send them to the farmer up the road a bit and we can pay him to deal with the problem.

JEFF KENNETT
If the chicken did cross the road it should have been fitted with an e-tag and should pay the same toll as all other road users. [Read more…]